By Dox on June 13, 2015 Verified by Email

Whether you're just looking for lines that go - - - - - - or -----------, or even ========, Imperial Pavement Marking Inc. can get the job done.

Tired of riding your bike through traffic on Victoria St, getting homophobic slurs hurled at you the entire way? These guys can hook you up with a bike lane so you can comfortably lob insults back at bigots and gas-sucking road hogs.

Tired of not being able to pass grandma on the highway? Turn that double line into a single stitch and take your chances with what's coming over that hill.

You got your white lines, you got your yellow lines, you got your orange lines, you got your forange lines. You also got lines that are kind of there, but it's raining and dark, so you're just wingin' it, freestylin' on the highway of life.

If you want to visit these guys in person, don't bother with the address. Just hit the road and follow the lines.

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By Dox on June 13, 2015 Verified by Email

Whether you're just looking for lines that go - - - - - - or -----------, or even ========, Imperial Pavement Marking Inc. can get the job done.

Tired of riding your bike through traffic on Victoria St, getting homophobic slurs hurled at you the entire way? These guys can hook you up with a bike lane so you can comfortably lob insults back at bigots and gas-sucking road hogs.

Tired of not being able to pass grandma on the highway? Turn that double line into a single stitch and take your chances with what's coming over that hill.

You got your white lines, you got your yellow lines, you got your orange lines, you got your forange lines. You also got lines that are kind of there, but it's raining and dark, so you're just wingin' it, freestylin' on the highway of life.

If you want to visit these guys in person, don't bother with the address. Just hit the road and follow the lines.

Write a Comment